LIGHT AT THE END

  OF THE FUNNEL

 FRIDAY NIGHT DRINKING BEER TILL WE PASS OUT

FEELIN' TIRED BUT THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG

I MET A FRIEND HE SAID "THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT"

WE'RE GONNA GET THE FUNNEL AND DRINK TILL WE'RE OVERHUNG

ANOTHER NIGHT DRINKING BEER LIKE IT'S OUR MISSION

RANDY STANDS UP SAYS "EVERYBODY PLEASE LISTEN

WE'VE GOT BEER IN THE COOLER, BEER IN THE FRIDGE

BEER ON THE WAY, SO DON'T DISMAY

*CHORUS*

GRAB THE FUNNEL POUR IN A COUPLE DEUCE DEUCE

STOMACH FEELING HOTTER

DON'T MIX IN THE BROWN WATER

FEELING KIND OF TIRED MY VISION STARTS TO TUNNEL

THEN I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE FUNNEL

YOU MIGHT ASK WHY WE DRINK WITHOUT FEER

CARPE CEREVISI THAT MEANS SEIZE THE BEER

IT'S SOMETHING FOR OURSELVES AWAY FROM ALL THE RULES

PLUS IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOOLS

(CHORUS)

BRING ON THE PILSNERS

BRING ON THE ALE

GIVE ME SOME LAGER

DRINK FROM THE GRAIL(X2)

DRINK IT UP DRINK IT UP DRINK IT UP

GET ME DRUNK(X2)

GET ME DRUNK(X3)